1 00:00:06,510 --> 00:00:10,100 - Mom! Mom, mom! The world is ending! 2 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,520 - No, it's just a hangover. - I'm serious. 3 00:00:12,560 --> 00:00:14,520 The moon is headed straight into the sun! 4 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,230 - It's called an eclipse. It happens. 5 00:00:17,270 --> 00:00:18,640 - Not in my lifetime! - Right. 6 00:00:18,690 --> 00:00:21,980 How long do you borndeads live again, 10, 30 years? 7 00:00:22,060 --> 00:00:23,810 - If we eat right and stay indoors. 8 00:00:23,900 --> 00:00:25,190 So the world isn't ending? 9 00:00:25,230 --> 00:00:26,940 - Oh, must everything you don't understand 10 00:00:26,990 --> 00:00:28,160 Become a folk tale? 11 00:00:28,240 --> 00:00:30,120 Do you want to know what an eclipse really is? 12 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,700 Because you are about to feel very silly. 13 00:00:32,780 --> 00:00:35,070 - Apparently when zeus gets angry, 14 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:37,910 He has apollo park the sun behind the moon 15 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,500 Until he feels better? 16 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:43,500 - Really? Who expresses anxiety like that? 17 00:00:43,500 --> 00:00:46,420 - A guy that turns into a swan to have sex? 18 00:00:46,460 --> 00:00:48,250 - At any rate, sounds like a god problem. 19 00:00:48,340 --> 00:00:50,170 - All the same, for the sake of science, 20 00:00:50,260 --> 00:00:51,380 I'll have my people keep observing. 21 00:00:51,470 --> 00:00:54,180 - [whispers] - hmm? Thanks for the update. 22 00:00:54,260 --> 00:00:56,010 New eclipse rule: We can't keep observing. 23 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:57,890 - [groans] ow. [vases shattering] 24 00:00:57,980 --> 00:01:01,520 Oh! Ow! Aah. 25 00:01:01,650 --> 00:01:04,230 - At least I can tell the city there's no need to panic. 26 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:06,570 - Um, hi, the gods are blaming your mother 27 00:01:06,690 --> 00:01:08,650 For this eclipse and might destroy your city. 28 00:01:08,740 --> 00:01:10,780 Byeee. 29 00:01:10,820 --> 00:01:13,450 - At least I don't have to interrupt the city mid-panic. 30 00:01:13,570 --> 00:01:16,610 [upbeat mythical music] 31 00:01:16,700 --> 00:01:23,620 ? ? 32 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:38,600 - Whoo! 33 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:39,970 [people wailing] 34 00:01:40,020 --> 00:01:41,020 - What is happening? 35 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:43,310 - Look at it! 36 00:01:43,350 --> 00:01:44,560 - What are your biggest regrets? 37 00:01:44,650 --> 00:01:47,780 I never invented flight. - I never had a family. 38 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:50,200 - I never got to see our city stop falling apart. 39 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,120 - That was your big wish? Family? 40 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:53,660 Animals have family. 41 00:01:53,740 --> 00:01:54,820 - They also have flight. 42 00:01:54,910 --> 00:01:58,080 - You're right. I wanted a family too! 43 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,790 - Hello, kids. World's ending. 44 00:01:59,830 --> 00:02:01,330 Who wants to get high? 45 00:02:01,410 --> 00:02:03,790 - We're sharing regrets, dad, and there's a lot of longing, 46 00:02:03,830 --> 00:02:05,250 Among your children, for family. 47 00:02:05,330 --> 00:02:08,250 - Perhaps you regret not hearing my offer to get high? 48 00:02:08,340 --> 00:02:10,550 - Is hermes wrestling with mom? 49 00:02:10,630 --> 00:02:14,010 - Unless it's consensual, I won't simply watch. 50 00:02:14,090 --> 00:02:15,670 - Hermes, unhand me! 51 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,550 - I'm just doing my job, deliria. 52 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,350 Olympus has summoned you. - Well, tell olympus 53 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:23,140 They are counter-summoned to my ass! 54 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:26,610 - For realsies? - For absolutesies. 55 00:02:26,730 --> 00:02:28,190 - Okay, fine. 56 00:02:28,270 --> 00:02:29,520 - What's this about, my love? 57 00:02:29,570 --> 00:02:32,610 - My extended family of uptight inbreds thought 58 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:35,910 They could summon me like a third-tier titan. 59 00:02:35,910 --> 00:02:37,120 Do you know what I said? 60 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,660 - You counter-summoned them to your ass? 61 00:02:38,740 --> 00:02:42,240 - Yes! How did you-- [gasps] 62 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:44,080 Oh, gods. 63 00:02:44,210 --> 00:02:46,250 [loud rumble] 64 00:02:46,330 --> 00:02:48,830 - Open these badly designed gates. 65 00:02:48,920 --> 00:02:51,000 [dramatic music] 66 00:02:51,050 --> 00:02:52,550 ? ? 67 00:02:52,630 --> 00:02:55,210 - I have every scratch memorized. 68 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:58,680 ? ? 69 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:01,010 - Ugh! Gross! 70 00:03:01,060 --> 00:03:03,060 ? ? 71 00:03:08,650 --> 00:03:11,940 - What are you looking at? Don't look away. Look at me. 72 00:03:11,980 --> 00:03:15,570 Now tell me what you're looking at! 73 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:23,160 - Everyone with a killable body ought to head inside. 74 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:25,960 - Nah, I'm 35. I was dead soon anyway. 75 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:27,120 - Is that apollo? How awkward. 76 00:03:27,210 --> 00:03:28,540 - Because the sun's not working? 77 00:03:28,670 --> 00:03:31,250 - No, he handled things poorly when our band broke up. 78 00:03:31,300 --> 00:03:33,550 - Hephaestus? - Hippocampus! 79 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:34,550 - Shlub. - Apollo. 80 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,390 - Deliria, my father is clearly upset. 81 00:03:36,430 --> 00:03:38,220 You were asked to mount olympus for questioning. 82 00:03:38,260 --> 00:03:39,890 - Oh, I've been to questionings. 83 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,010 Hard pass. 84 00:03:41,100 --> 00:03:42,810 - It wasn't a request. 85 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:45,810 - She just said I was asked, dummy. 86 00:03:45,890 --> 00:03:46,930 - Slut. - Bully! 87 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:48,350 - Uh-uh-uh. 88 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:51,150 I won't win, but I'll make you look real bad. 89 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:52,690 - Looks aren't everything. 90 00:03:52,730 --> 00:03:55,110 - Can we save the flirting until after we find him? 91 00:03:55,190 --> 00:03:57,110 - Find him? Is zeus missing? 92 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:00,120 - Ah-ga-ga! Not in front of worshippers. 93 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:02,870 Yes, he is currently unreachable. 94 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,120 And because you're an expert in pissing my father off-- 95 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:06,990 - You keep calling him your father. 96 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:08,910 - Yeah, he fathered, like, most of us. 97 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:10,380 - And all by different mothers. 98 00:04:10,420 --> 00:04:12,340 Yet, weirdly, I'm the slut. 99 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:14,090 - Are you coming with us, deliria? 100 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:15,710 - What if I don't? - I'll kill every human 101 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:17,260 In your city except your daughter, 102 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,800 And then I'll marry her. 103 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:21,510 - So I'll be killing myself? - I'll marry your corpse. 104 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,100 - You'll walk down that aisle with my teeth in your crotch. 105 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,430 - Sounds like a beautiful ceremony! 106 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,100 - Everybody, please! I'm king tyrannis. 107 00:04:28,190 --> 00:04:30,020 And I'd like to welcome our esteemed gods 108 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:31,220 To civilization-- 109 00:04:31,310 --> 00:04:32,850 Work in progress, pardon our dust. 110 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,360 - Stop helping, ty! - But since my mother 111 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,280 Was banished from olympus by zeus, 112 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:41,280 Her return there would be a defiance of zeus' authority. 113 00:04:41,370 --> 00:04:42,870 So I guess we'd all need to know, 114 00:04:42,910 --> 00:04:45,830 Who's making that call? 115 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:47,160 - Okay, you can help a little. 116 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:48,710 - Apollo, you talked to dad. What did he say? 117 00:04:48,790 --> 00:04:51,750 - What? I didn't talk to him. Don't put this on me, okay? 118 00:04:51,830 --> 00:04:54,660 We agreed to blame the eclipse on deliria being a slut. 119 00:04:54,750 --> 00:04:55,670 - Good enough for me. 120 00:04:55,750 --> 00:04:57,420 Let's just kick her ass down here. 121 00:04:57,460 --> 00:04:58,460 - No, no. Stop. 122 00:04:58,550 --> 00:04:59,630 If you didn't talk to him, 123 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,600 Why did you put the sun behind the moon? 124 00:05:01,680 --> 00:05:03,850 - Can we have this conversation somewhere else? 125 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:05,220 [murmurs of disagreement] 126 00:05:05,310 --> 00:05:06,770 - No, I don't think so. - No, we're having it here. 127 00:05:06,850 --> 00:05:09,350 - I don't do eclipses, okay? 128 00:05:09,480 --> 00:05:11,770 I'm the sun. My sister's the moon. 129 00:05:11,850 --> 00:05:13,180 Dad runs the sky. 130 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:17,110 That up there, that's got nothing to do with me. 131 00:05:17,190 --> 00:05:19,730 Except the sun part. I-I do control the sun. 132 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,360 That's established. 133 00:05:21,410 --> 00:05:24,450 - Hi. Um, annoying science question. 134 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,410 What if he's lying? - How dare you! 135 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:28,910 How dare he! I control the sun, sir. 136 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,250 It's my job. 137 00:05:30,330 --> 00:05:32,830 - You're about to learn a harsh lesson, mortal. 138 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:33,880 Show him. - Show what? 139 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,460 - Go up and move the sun a little. 140 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:37,040 - Yeah, you don't have to end the eclipse. 141 00:05:37,130 --> 00:05:38,130 Just give the sun a jiggle. 142 00:05:38,210 --> 00:05:39,250 - Come on. - Go. 143 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,760 - Just move the sun a little bit. 144 00:05:41,840 --> 00:05:43,670 - Aah! 145 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:51,970 - I think he may have just left. 146 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:55,310 - I think he's coming back down. 147 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,280 - He's coming down fast. Move! 148 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:58,860 - Move out the way! [all scream] 149 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,530 - Aah! 150 00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:08,660 - Is he frozen? 151 00:06:08,700 --> 00:06:12,200 - Why would he be colder closer to the sun? 152 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:13,830 - Well, I'm no science god, 153 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:17,590 But I think it's because deliria's a slut. 154 00:06:22,300 --> 00:06:25,180 - When is the last time anyone actually saw zeus? 155 00:06:25,260 --> 00:06:27,260 - We barely saw him when he was around. 156 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:28,840 He only came out of his office to yell at us 157 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,010 About boundaries. 158 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:32,730 - Zeus has an office now? And boundaries? 159 00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:34,850 - Both human inventions--glad to hear they're catching on. 160 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:37,650 But he does know that the sun can't stay behind the moon 161 00:06:37,650 --> 00:06:40,230 Or every human will eventually starve to death? 162 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:42,950 - Of course your first thought is about every human. 163 00:06:43,030 --> 00:06:44,320 Pretty selfish, bro. 164 00:06:44,410 --> 00:06:45,740 - What happened up there, apollo? 165 00:06:45,820 --> 00:06:47,030 Did you touch the sun? 166 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,200 - I never got close. 167 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:49,410 I flew as high as I could. 168 00:06:49,490 --> 00:06:51,820 And then I couldn't breathe, which is fine. 169 00:06:51,870 --> 00:06:53,330 I mean, who needs to breathe? 170 00:06:53,370 --> 00:06:55,200 - A lot of people. - Losers. 171 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:57,870 But then I just-- went to sleep? 172 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:59,170 Not fun sleep like after sex, 173 00:06:59,210 --> 00:07:01,750 Like, a bad sleep I couldn't control. 174 00:07:01,840 --> 00:07:03,840 - The way you never controlled the sun? 175 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,380 - [sighs] this bitch. 176 00:07:05,430 --> 00:07:09,520 Yo, sis, none of our titles ever meant anything. 177 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:12,850 Dad hands them out to keep us feeling important. 178 00:07:12,930 --> 00:07:15,850 Maybe you were too busy symbolizing wisdom 179 00:07:15,940 --> 00:07:17,480 To figure that out. 180 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:20,100 Shlub, take me somewhere I can thaw. 181 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,060 I never should have quit our band. 182 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:22,980 I'm really, really sorry. 183 00:07:23,070 --> 00:07:24,240 - Don't be sorry for that, 184 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:26,110 Because you didn't quit our band. 185 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:27,240 I did. - Wait, what? 186 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:28,900 - Well, since it turns out nobody knows 187 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,780 How the sky works, I think it's time science stepped in. 188 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:32,990 - Yeah, heph and I would like 189 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:34,960 To develop some kind of sky program. 190 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:35,990 - Approved. - I don't like 191 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:37,120 The sound of that. 192 00:07:37,170 --> 00:07:38,460 - Oh, it's just until we find out 193 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,620 What's above the sky. 194 00:07:39,670 --> 00:07:41,840 Then we'll rename the program after that, 195 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,040 And it'll sound cooler. 196 00:07:43,090 --> 00:07:44,380 - I don't like agreeing with ares, 197 00:07:44,420 --> 00:07:47,500 But is our new goal to actively piss off zeus? 198 00:07:47,590 --> 00:07:49,470 - How long are his feelings going to stay important 199 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:51,260 If he can't be bothered to show up? 200 00:07:51,390 --> 00:07:53,520 - Ty, I cannot protect you from him. 201 00:07:53,600 --> 00:07:56,640 - That's obvious. The guy can turn off the sun! 202 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,970 He's got every living thing facing extinction 203 00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:00,390 Except a handful of immortals 204 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:02,810 That are kissing his ass for fake jobs! 205 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:04,110 - Hey, my job is real. 206 00:08:04,150 --> 00:08:06,280 War is who I am and what I do. 207 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,360 Wherever I go, conflict arises. 208 00:08:09,410 --> 00:08:11,660 - Are you sure that's not just being a dick? 209 00:08:11,740 --> 00:08:13,990 - [growls] ah! 210 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:17,250 - He's a king minding his kingdom. 211 00:08:17,290 --> 00:08:19,420 Go make yourself useful. Don't ask me where. 212 00:08:19,500 --> 00:08:21,670 - Oh, I see what's happening here. 213 00:08:21,750 --> 00:08:25,170 Smash the patriarchy? Down with all penises? 214 00:08:25,210 --> 00:08:26,960 - What? How did you get there from here? 215 00:08:27,010 --> 00:08:28,340 - I don't have to stand here and explain 216 00:08:28,430 --> 00:08:30,220 That women are the real sexists 217 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:32,050 When I could be hitting on her daughter. 218 00:08:32,140 --> 00:08:35,600 - Ha ha, victory-- god of war! 219 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:39,230 - I'll protect you. - You will, will you? 220 00:08:39,270 --> 00:08:43,020 - Um, she just did. She physically blocked a sword. 221 00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:44,150 - I was going to block it. 222 00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:45,980 - Well, you played that pretty cool! 223 00:08:46,030 --> 00:08:47,740 - Hmm, we're gathering here now? 224 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:49,360 Is krapopolis the new olympus? 225 00:08:49,450 --> 00:08:50,530 - No. - Yes. 226 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:52,610 - I think even gods need some air. 227 00:08:52,660 --> 00:08:55,330 I tried holding my breath once. Made it a few days. 228 00:08:55,370 --> 00:08:57,200 - What happened? - My dad laughed and said, 229 00:08:57,200 --> 00:08:58,910 "it was a figure of speech, ugly. 230 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,540 I'll never love you," but I also got lightheaded. 231 00:09:01,630 --> 00:09:05,300 - And apollo passed out because above the sky, there's no air. 232 00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:07,760 - And no air, no heat, so he froze. 233 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:12,510 - We need a shell, sealed so tight that air stays inside, 234 00:09:12,550 --> 00:09:14,840 And we put it on top of a few dozen barrels 235 00:09:14,890 --> 00:09:16,350 Of my explosion dust. 236 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:18,060 - How strong is this shell? 237 00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:20,390 - I know a guy who works with rare metals. 238 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:22,480 Handsome fella, lives in a volcano? 239 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,900 - Okay, and who goes inside the shell? 240 00:09:24,940 --> 00:09:27,440 - Obviously a nut. [both laugh] 241 00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:29,320 - Seriously, though, neither of us. 242 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,400 [door clicks open, slams] - what's with you? 243 00:09:31,490 --> 00:09:33,320 - I'm not hiding, because that would be weak. 244 00:09:33,370 --> 00:09:35,450 So I'm doing whatever strong people do 245 00:09:35,490 --> 00:09:37,200 When they're being relentlessly hit on 246 00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:39,570 By someone gross that can't die. 247 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:41,080 Both: Ares! 248 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,500 [light melodic music] 249 00:09:43,630 --> 00:09:45,210 - You were always so good at noodling. 250 00:09:45,290 --> 00:09:48,420 - 'cause I always went with the flow, my man. 251 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:50,210 - I would think truly going with the flow would include 252 00:09:50,300 --> 00:09:52,300 Going with a collaborator's flow, but-- 253 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:55,300 - Your flow was to overthink every song to death, 254 00:09:55,390 --> 00:09:57,680 You uptight, nitpicky poet! 255 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:00,550 - And now you're finishing ten songs a day, right? 256 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,430 You drunk genius? 257 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,980 - I haven't played since we broke up. 258 00:10:06,110 --> 00:10:07,230 - Me neither. 259 00:10:07,270 --> 00:10:09,440 We threw something special away, huh? 260 00:10:09,530 --> 00:10:10,990 - Maybe. 261 00:10:11,070 --> 00:10:14,070 Maybe real friendships all get tested. 262 00:10:14,110 --> 00:10:18,110 ? maybe real friendships all get tested ? 263 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,160 - Oh! 264 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:21,490 - ? sometimes best best friends ? 265 00:10:21,540 --> 00:10:23,790 ? can be unbested ? 266 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:27,840 - "unbested"? 267 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:29,210 They can be placeholder lyrics. 268 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:31,920 Oh, come on. Shlub! 269 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:34,010 I still can't move. 270 00:10:35,890 --> 00:10:37,060 - And then it can be steered 271 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:38,390 Like a ship, straight to the moon. 272 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:40,060 - How did you guys figure this out? 273 00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:42,350 - The trick is to forget everything you think 274 00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:43,890 And use only what you know. 275 00:10:43,940 --> 00:10:45,400 - I love that! 276 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:46,610 - What happens when the ship gets there? 277 00:10:46,650 --> 00:10:48,690 - Well, we know the moon is flat, like earth, 278 00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:51,020 So the ship should punch a hole through the center, 279 00:10:51,110 --> 00:10:52,440 Restoring sunlight to the world, 280 00:10:52,490 --> 00:10:54,450 And probably curing menstruation. 281 00:10:54,530 --> 00:10:56,450 - Sounds like we can't afford not to do this. 282 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:58,200 - We just need a volunteer to do the steering. 283 00:10:58,280 --> 00:11:00,110 - Not a scientist. - Someone immortal. 284 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,820 We were thinking ares because he's-- 285 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,370 - Brave and strong. - Really? 286 00:11:03,500 --> 00:11:05,380 I was thinking because he's an idiot. 287 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:07,090 I'll make that happen. You make the ship. 288 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:10,050 Let's get to work. 289 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,720 My king. 290 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,010 - [sighs] 291 00:11:17,050 --> 00:11:18,880 She's playing you. 292 00:11:18,930 --> 00:11:21,260 - You not yourself, mom. Are you sober? 293 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:23,520 - She has got you positioned out in front of her 294 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,060 Where she can use you to test her father's weakness. 295 00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:27,220 When zeus comes back 296 00:11:27,310 --> 00:11:29,230 And it turns out he's not weak, 297 00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:31,980 She gets to play dumb and you get a lightning enema. 298 00:11:32,030 --> 00:11:33,240 - I get it. 299 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,240 You feel bad about not blocking the sword, 300 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:36,490 So now you're protecting me 301 00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:39,200 From things like confidence and success. 302 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:41,280 - She's pretending to be on your side. 303 00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:43,160 - Then she's got you beat by half. 304 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,740 I'd ask you to try it sometime, but you've given it a go, 305 00:11:45,860 --> 00:11:47,200 And I don't think you're a bad goddess 306 00:11:47,250 --> 00:11:49,500 Or a bad mom, I think you're just-- 307 00:11:49,540 --> 00:11:51,250 Well, I guess I do think you're both of those things. 308 00:11:51,380 --> 00:11:54,170 - This monologue is more sloppy than hurtful. 309 00:11:54,260 --> 00:11:55,430 - Because I never practiced it, 310 00:11:55,510 --> 00:11:57,390 Because it's a monologue I never wanted to do-- 311 00:11:57,470 --> 00:12:00,390 The one that ends with "thank you" and "goodbye." 312 00:12:00,430 --> 00:12:02,390 - I see. - It seems like you don't, 313 00:12:02,470 --> 00:12:04,100 Though, because you're still here. 314 00:12:04,180 --> 00:12:06,100 - You want me to leave now? 315 00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:07,390 Shall I just walk down the road 316 00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:09,810 Into the wilderness, empty-handed? 317 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,360 - Mom, of course not. 318 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:14,270 You can fly, and you need to take dad. 319 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,110 - Come on, man. - Relax. 320 00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:18,150 I'm done pursuing you. I get it now. 321 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:19,780 I figured out the way to your heart. 322 00:12:19,870 --> 00:12:21,330 - My heart has a way to it? 323 00:12:21,370 --> 00:12:23,330 And you needed someone other than me 324 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,290 To explain that it wasn't stalking? 325 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:27,330 - You need proof of my courage, 326 00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:30,200 Which is crazy since courage is my gimmick, but I get it. 327 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,540 If apollo's a fraud, maybe all gods are. 328 00:12:32,630 --> 00:12:35,090 So I'm going up in that skyship for you, 329 00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:36,920 And I'm going to end this eclipse 330 00:12:37,010 --> 00:12:39,640 And, apparently, all your periods. 331 00:12:41,390 --> 00:12:43,390 - You made a deal with this jackass 332 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,470 That he could have me if he went to the moon? 333 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,650 - Uh, that's a super reductive summary of our exchange. 334 00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:52,190 - I don't know your big words, but I know the deal's off. 335 00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:53,600 - I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, 336 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,230 Splendiferous. - Stupendous. 337 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,860 - I'll explain to this bonehead how women work. 338 00:12:57,940 --> 00:12:59,400 You're free to go. - Ow! 339 00:12:59,450 --> 00:13:03,200 - You don't tell a human you own them, moron. 340 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,950 Then they have to prove they're free, 341 00:13:04,990 --> 00:13:06,200 And you get nothing. 342 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,450 Now you're getting in that ship 343 00:13:07,500 --> 00:13:09,630 Just to make up for embarrassing me. 344 00:13:09,710 --> 00:13:11,420 - No. - Pardon? 345 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,210 - If you think being smarter than me makes you smart, 346 00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:18,000 You're forgetting, big sister, just how stupid I am. 347 00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:20,590 - True, but then we talk, and I remember. 348 00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:21,710 - Here's our new deal. 349 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:24,170 If dad's really gone and you're taking over, 350 00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,180 You're sharing power with me. 351 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:27,380 - Why? - Because if dad's 352 00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:30,220 Not really gone and this makes him mad, 353 00:13:30,270 --> 00:13:32,150 I'll agree that all this skyship stuff was 354 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:34,060 On king bigmouth. 355 00:13:34,110 --> 00:13:35,320 - Deal. - Good. 356 00:13:35,360 --> 00:13:37,110 Will you still help me get a woman? 357 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,530 - Learn how to talk to one, loser. 358 00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:44,330 My king. - Please. Rise, my goddess. 359 00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:46,950 - Your skyship is ready to pierce the heavens 360 00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:48,450 And free the world of zeus' shadow. 361 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,040 I'll escort you to the launch pad. 362 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:53,580 - What a day. A great step for mankind. 363 00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:55,960 And a pretty big step for my career, not that it's about me. 364 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,790 - It's going to be a huge step for you. 365 00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,050 Ares is stepping down so that you can drive the ship. 366 00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:01,340 - Me? - This revolution 367 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:03,590 Will be meaningless if a god gets any credit. 368 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:06,560 - Honestly, I saw it as a joint god/human operation 369 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,890 Since we really want someone inside that thing 370 00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:10,010 That can't explode. 371 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,220 - You're going to be fine. 372 00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:13,100 You're under my protection, remember? 373 00:14:13,190 --> 00:14:15,020 - You're going to get me back down alive? 374 00:14:15,110 --> 00:14:17,280 - You don't trust me? - I do. I do. 375 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:19,190 - Good. Where's your mother? 376 00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:22,230 - I... Kicked her out of the city. 377 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,780 - Oh, even better! Let's go, buddy. 378 00:14:24,870 --> 00:14:26,080 Time to become a legend! 379 00:14:26,160 --> 00:14:29,540 - Mommy! [cries] 380 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:39,380 - [stifled groaning] 381 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:41,920 - Wave to your people, king. 382 00:14:41,970 --> 00:14:44,640 Oh, right. You can't. I'll do it. 383 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,100 - Ty, I don't know why you're doing this. 384 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,350 If we're not using a god, 385 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:52,430 We should really put a criminal in here. 386 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:54,980 Like, a really serious criminal. 387 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,480 - I told him the same thing, but he insisted. 388 00:14:58,570 --> 00:15:01,400 - Cancel the mission! I was kidnapped! Let me out! 389 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:04,020 [faint pounding] - I think he might be-- 390 00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:05,480 - If it's a series of intermittent bangs, 391 00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:07,820 That means he's strapped in and ready to go. 392 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,160 - You're still here? 393 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,240 - Wait, you're leaving? 394 00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:12,330 - My son has evicted my wife. 395 00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:13,700 She's clearing out her temple, 396 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:16,250 And we're going to make love beneath a black sun 397 00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:19,370 To the primal sounds of humanity unraveling. 398 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:23,340 - Did you... Did you already pack all your instruments? 399 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,010 - Why? - Because if all the mortals 400 00:15:26,130 --> 00:15:28,800 Are going to die, I want my last memory 401 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:31,350 To be with my favorite one. 402 00:15:33,430 --> 00:15:35,720 - What have I done? - I'll field that. 403 00:15:35,770 --> 00:15:38,690 You took the life I gave you and bet it against me, 404 00:15:38,810 --> 00:15:39,980 And you lost. 405 00:15:40,070 --> 00:15:41,320 - Mama, get the door open! 406 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,610 - After you apologize. - There's no time! 407 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,980 Get us out before we launch! - Nice try. 408 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,530 I saw how long that fuse was. 409 00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:49,280 You've got enough time to eat some crap. 410 00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:53,160 - Ugh, how long is this fuse? 411 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:59,250 - Oh, man. I knew it. I knew it would blow up. 412 00:15:59,330 --> 00:16:01,040 - No, look! - It worked! 413 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:03,050 I knew it would work! 414 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,920 - So science is just guessing? 415 00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:06,680 - And explosions. 416 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,470 But yes, mostly guessing. 417 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,380 - Holy crap! 418 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:13,140 - Next time, just open the-- 419 00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:17,140 - Next time? You can't be serious! 420 00:16:17,230 --> 00:16:22,150 - ? now it's time for us to go ? 421 00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:28,150 ? everything and everyone you know ? 422 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:34,120 - ? changing like the southern winds ? 423 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:39,040 ? punished for the sins you've sinned ? 424 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:44,460 Both: ? when you think about the times you've had ? 425 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:51,090 ? measure all the good and bad you've lived ? 426 00:16:51,180 --> 00:16:56,060 ? you've lived, you've lived ? 427 00:16:56,100 --> 00:17:02,600 ? you've lived ? 428 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,020 [both scream] 429 00:17:07,070 --> 00:17:09,280 [both grunt] 430 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:12,240 - What on earth are we looking at? 431 00:17:12,370 --> 00:17:15,080 - Earth? - Is the moon a ball? 432 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:17,080 - I think the earth is a ball too. 433 00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,620 - How can a ball be flat when you're on it? 434 00:17:19,660 --> 00:17:24,160 - By being really, really, really big. 435 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,920 - He lied. - Who? 436 00:17:25,960 --> 00:17:27,670 - Zeus. - About what? 437 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:29,300 - Everything. [explosion] 438 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,380 Both: Aah! 439 00:17:30,470 --> 00:17:32,430 - I think we missed the moon. - Good. 440 00:17:32,510 --> 00:17:33,720 We've got a new mission. 441 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:34,880 You navigate. - Where? 442 00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:35,970 - Olympus. 443 00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:38,680 - Uh, okay. Um, left? 444 00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:40,690 - So shall we discuss our next gig? 445 00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:42,980 I hear the sirens are looking for an opening act. 446 00:17:43,060 --> 00:17:45,100 - I don't think so. And you know why? 447 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:49,480 - Because you're a selfish, immortal ballsack? 448 00:17:49,530 --> 00:17:53,320 And yet, I think I'm going to miss that talented bastard. 449 00:17:54,870 --> 00:17:56,370 - [strains] 450 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:05,710 [both grunting] 451 00:18:08,550 --> 00:18:10,430 Mom, we should probably get out of here. 452 00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:12,720 - This is what he calls his office? 453 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:13,880 It's just his old court. 454 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:15,970 But he added walls, doors, and a desk. 455 00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:17,180 - That's the idea. 456 00:18:17,260 --> 00:18:18,840 It creates an executive atmosphere. 457 00:18:18,930 --> 00:18:20,300 - Creates a stupid atmosphere. 458 00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:26,180 All it does is close off-- wait a minute. 459 00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:29,440 - Oh, my god! - He really did it. 460 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:31,310 - Did what? What am I looking at here? 461 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:33,740 - The crazy bastard was obsessed 462 00:18:33,820 --> 00:18:35,190 With taking different animal forms 463 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,150 For purposes of pleasure. 464 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:39,370 After a while, he stopped seeking partners 465 00:18:39,450 --> 00:18:42,490 And started experimenting with hybrid forms. 466 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,380 If you want something done right, he always said. 467 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:47,420 - Is he dead? - Far from it. 468 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:49,710 He's achieved his ultimate dream-- 469 00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:52,130 The neck of a giraffe, the tongue of an anteater, 470 00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:53,680 And the protracted orgasm of a pig. 471 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,260 - No more information! Don't tell me that about pigs. 472 00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,010 - Deliria? 473 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,600 - You did not just crash your ship here 474 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,890 And go into my father's office. 475 00:19:03,980 --> 00:19:05,690 - In fact, we did, darling. 476 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:08,060 - Because he invited us. 477 00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:09,820 - He's in there? - Yeah. 478 00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:12,360 And he wasn't thrilled with your behavior today, but-- 479 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,230 - But he said you're still his favorite, 480 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,530 And he agreed to end the eclipse. 481 00:19:15,610 --> 00:19:19,320 - Holy crap, look. There's a sliver of sun now. 482 00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:21,950 - Yep, zeus says he'll now move the moon 483 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,330 From in front of the sun very gradually, 484 00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:26,290 Almost as if he's rolling a huge ball. 485 00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:28,370 - So he's not mad at anybody? 486 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:30,550 - Not unless someone disturbs him. 487 00:19:30,590 --> 00:19:34,090 He's quite exhausted from an extended... 488 00:19:34,170 --> 00:19:35,090 - Neck. - Holiday. 489 00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,300 - Holiday. Oh! 490 00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,420 He also said my mom is no longer banished, 491 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,050 So if she wants, she can come back here, 492 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:43,560 And you all have to stop being mean to her. 493 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:47,850 - He did say that, but I don't like it here. 494 00:19:47,900 --> 00:19:50,190 I'm a krapopolis girl. 495 00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:52,400 Are we really never going to tell them? 496 00:19:52,480 --> 00:19:55,940 - Do we want to share a world with a newly emboldened athena? 497 00:19:55,990 --> 00:19:57,410 - You're right. 498 00:19:57,490 --> 00:20:00,410 If the olympians keep fearing zeus and zeus stays... 499 00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,320 - Self-fulfilled. - Then we become, 500 00:20:02,370 --> 00:20:05,410 In a sense, rulers of our own world. 501 00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:09,710 Animal? - Giant eagle, please! 502 00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:13,080 But that world is slightly larger than we thought. 503 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,210 - That's all right. 504 00:20:14,260 --> 00:20:15,680 I don't need you to rule it anymore. 505 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:17,640 - Because you've realized the importance of family? 506 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:18,930 - Because I live forever. 507 00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:21,180 You have a maximum of, what, five years left? 508 00:20:21,260 --> 00:20:22,930 - Uplifting takeaway. 509 00:20:22,970 --> 00:20:24,300 - And after you're dead, 510 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,720 I can have as many new children as I want. 511 00:20:25,770 --> 00:20:29,440 - We don't have to spend the whole flight talking. 512 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:35,070 - I'm telling you, I saw it, and it's round. 513 00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:37,070 - Yes, like a plate. - Like a ball. 514 00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:39,730 - And where on a ball would you build a house? 515 00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:41,360 - It's a big ball. 516 00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:44,580 - A big ball covered in water that doesn't fall off the ball. 517 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:47,370 - Even though it's floating in--what did you call it? 518 00:20:47,460 --> 00:20:49,290 - I didn't. - Oh, you called it something. 519 00:20:49,370 --> 00:20:51,120 And we'd like you to say it again. 520 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:53,130 - Space. [both laugh] 521 00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:56,340 - Okay, so, hephaestus, maybe we should gather 522 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:58,210 The scientific community and-- 523 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,550 - And we'll think about space. 524 00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,720 [both laugh] 525 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:02,920 - You guys are being mean. 526 00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:04,090 - Well, we have to be, ty, 527 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,510 Because you're confusing science with magic. 528 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:08,180 - Yeah, and there's already enough magic, okay? 529 00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:10,650 I don't know if you noticed, but I flew here. 530 00:21:10,730 --> 00:21:12,860 - And the point of science is to overthrow magic 531 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,110 With logic and observation. 532 00:21:14,190 --> 00:21:16,520 - But I did observe this. I was in space. 533 00:21:16,610 --> 00:21:18,360 - Yeah, because you're nuts! - He's right. 534 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,360 I wouldn't have done that, and I'm magic. 535 00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:22,740 You'd make a horrible scientist, dude. 536 00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:24,530 - [sighs] - where were we? 537 00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:27,160 - How do we know women have less teeth than men? 538 00:21:27,250 --> 00:21:29,460 - Smaller mouths? - Perfect. 539 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:31,200 - Did you get any of that? 540 00:21:33,790 --> 00:21:35,460 - Bento. [all cheer] 541 00:21:35,510 --> 00:21:40,060 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0